Goofy--Burnt Out Nobel Prize winner, Quantum Theory.

Scant little is known of Professor Guphus T. Feigenthal. Had a cerebral hemorrhage at Stockholm. All his work burned in a fire at Princeton. The Nobel paper, with some 400 3rd-order partial differential equations, has been proven valid by the selection committee, but no one can understand it without the direction of Dr. Feigenthal.